Day 6: Easy on the Pepsi.

Today was our most anticipated event of the Christmas season: our holiday potluck. I prepared the Wham Bam Thank You Ham, and we had just as much dessert as we did mashed potatoes, green bean casseroles and vodka-soaked fruit. I’m close to slipping into a food coma, but I couldn’t let a feast go by without thinking of the MacAlister’s pizza dinner, Fuller’s Pepsi and Kevin’s bad luck that leads to Uncle Frank’s famous quip: