Work can wait; there are keys under the library.

No wonder I’m a writer. God has given me the best subjects. I can’t make this up. Be prepared for a long, journal-style entry that provides nothing but the greatest entertainment.

Yesterday, Matt Howard turned 23. The most ideal way to spend a birthday? At St. Bonaventure University, of course. He picked me up around noon. It was my one day off this week; we had to drive home early this morning so I could get into the office at a normal hour. After a semi-uneventful car ride during which we called everyone within a 100-mile radius to come join us (no one came), we arrived at Townhouse 21, my former residence and the place my wonderful roommate Jennifer was living.