“Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.” –Apollinaire
Things I need to say today:
- Can you people please keep up with my pace?
- I met two guys today who wept throughout Wall-E. The thing is phenomenal, people, and something we all should see before trash compactors begin to regurgitate songs from “Hello, Dolly!” and take over the world.
- OMG, OMG, the sun is out, OMG.
- My room is a mess again. I have far too many books, clothes and makeup for the amount of space they give me.
- I get cable on Saturday, four weeks before the start of SHARK WEEK.
- My summer quest of catching something significantly larger than a sunfish will begin Saturday when I receive my rod. Huzzah.
- Your shoes are in my room.
- Junior Mints have significantly reduced the size of their “King Size” box. If I were a king, I’d be severely disappointed.
- MLA style is great for research papers. Stop using it to overrule my decisions on press materials. You’re comma-crazy. I don’t like it.
That will be all.
